Monthly Horoscope

Well, you magician of romantic tricks, you master of come-hither looks, you star acrobat in the circus of love, you! On the 1st, 2nd and 3rd, make your move. Play your tricks! Look your look! Do a triple flip over the lion's cage! It will work -- almost certainly. If it doesn't, try again, or do something else. Yes, it's going to be a pretty romantic month for you -- provided you take the necessary action. After all, nobody ever said romance comes to those who wait. On the 7th, call your love interest. Then pay close attention to their signals on the 12th. What are they saying? On the 17th, go with the flow, and the flow will go with you. On the 20th, go ahead and take a time-out from romantic action to do a little inward-looking work. It never hurts to ask yourself what you really want and why, you know. On the 25th, try something new, you old puppy dog, you. On the 30th, cast your spell! Bat your eyes! And do a quadruple back flip! They'll respond. Oh yes, they will.
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