Monthly Horoscope

Make dinner plans for the 1st, because you're bound to be at your ardent, al dente best. That's right: You're great when you're fresh (like real Italian pasta), as you are the first day of the month (and all month long). Enjoy! On the 6th and 7th, it looks like you're bringing some of your innate crispness to work, and your ideas are like a summer salad in midwinter -- crunchy, terrific, and refreshing! You and your favorite snow pea are snapping your fingers and tapping your toes on the 11th and 12th. Is that a dancing date on your calendar? On the 17th, don't forget that you know how to get what you want -- use your charm and add a little of that secret sauce. You're in the lead at home, work and play on the 23rd, but you're sleepy. Take a nap! On the 27th and 28th, you need your strength for a teensy-weensy frustration that comes your way.
oh man these things crack me up...